How to save money on a Latvian film

Es mīlu Jūsu meitu

It’s funny how 75 minutes sitting in front of the television can change one’s perspective. When I stopped in a downtown Rīga shop to buy a copy of Es mīlu Jūsu meitu, I thought the 5 lats I paid was a bargain. After watching the film, I am grateful I only lost 5 lats on the purchase.

The film, released last year, was billed as the first Latvian feature film in DVD format. It’s produced by the same folks who put together the popular “Mēmais šovs” comedy program on Latvian Independent Television (Latvijas Neatkarīgā televīzija). While “Mēmais šovs” at times is very funny—sometimes painfully so—the film fails in so many ways that, well, it’s not funny.

The premise of the film had potential. Matīss (played by Regnārs Vaivars), a country bumpkin, decides to pitch life on the farm and move to Rīga. He falls in love with the somewhat naive Sintija (Jana Duļevska), the daughter of a well-to-do family. They decide to get married. Matīss’ future father-in-law Georgs (Uldis Dumpis) gives him LVL 10,000 for the wedding and Matīss, in an effort at frugality, hires a couple of wedding planners who also organize funerals under the company name SIA Svētie mirkļi. The wedding planners are played by Baiba Sipeniece and Valters Krauze, two of the regulars on “Memais šovs.”

Instead of the chic but inexpensive wedding Matīss wants, he gets one full of absurd variations of Latvian traditions, plus plenty of misunderstandings and accidents. Matīss takes the wedding planners to court, accusing them of a series of misdeeds including attempted murder. That’s where the story takes off, as the audience is presented a series of flashbacks to witness what happened.

That’s also where the film begins to suffer. The various scenes of absurdity seem to be penned by high school sophomores who delight in pratfalls and other violence. Watch enough “Mēmais šovs” and you will understand.  For me, a large part of the problem with the film is Sipeniece and Krauze. In small doses they can be funny, but more often I find them annoying.

Here’s the spoiler: The whole affair is actually a plan by Georgs to test the true intentions of his son-in-law.

Some of what we see in this film might be viewed as commentary on Latvian stereotypes, but it could have been handled with much greater nuance.

The DVD provides multiple languages, including awful English subtitles.

Don’t be like me. If you spot Es mīlu Jūsu meitu in a shop, keep walking and save your money.

Details

Es mīlu Jūsu meitu

Viesturs Dūle, Edmunds Jansons and Aldis Kalniņš, directors

Memais šovs,  2004

Notes: Comedy, in color, 75 minutes. In Latvian (options include dubbing in Russian and subtitles in Latvian, English, Russian, Lithuania and Estonian). Directors: Viesturs Dūle, Edmunds Jansons and Aldis Kalniņš. Principal actors: Uldis Dumpis, Valters Krauze, Baiba Sipeniece, Jana Duļevska, Regnārs Vaivars and Regīna Razuma.

Andris Straumanis is a special correspondent for and a co-founder of Latvians Online. From 2000–2012 he was editor of the website.

Hopes for Olympic hockey ride on Feb. 13 game

Whether Latvia’s hockey team gets to play in the 2006 Winter Olympic Games in Turin, Italy, is down to a crucial Feb. 13 game in Rīga. The game in the Rīga Sports Palace (Rīgas Sporta pils) will pit the national team against the rival squad from Belarus in a contest Latvia has to win to qualify for the Olympics.

Qualification is a complicated affair and based on International Ice Hockey Federation seedings, which are determined by rankings in the last Olympic games, and the last four World Hockey Championships. The top eight teams—including hockey superpowers Canada, the United States, Russia, Sweden, Finland, the Czech Republic, Slovakia and wannabe Germany—get byes, while host nation Italy is also in, even though it is ranked 19th. Three spots are up for grabs, one from each of the qualification tournaments. Latvia is ranked 10th and is playing in Group B with 13th place Belarus, 16th place Slovenia and 20th place Poland.

The Group B tournament has been underway in Rīga. Group A has been playing in Switzerland and Group C in Austria.

Group B action got underway Feb. 10 with Belarus edging Poland, 3-2, and Latvia getting by Slovenia, 2-1. The next day Belarus easily handled Slovenia, 7-2. But it was only in the last minutes of their game that Latvia opened up a 3-1 lead over a surprisingly tough Polish squad.

With a three-goal lead over Latvia in goal differential, Belarus needs a tie or a win Feb. 13 to qualify. Latvia, on the other hand, must win.

The two countries been long-time hockey rivals. In 1996 Belarus blocked Latvia from the 1998 Olympic Games with a victory in the final game of the qualification tournament also held in Rīga. (Coincidentally, the Latvian head coach then was Leonīds Beresņevs, who returned as head coach this year. ) However, Latvia has fared better than Belarus in recent World Hockey Championships and finished 7th last year.

Latvia’s team has been slow off the mark and the victories against Slovenia and Poland were unexpectedly difficult. Starters Artūrs Irbe, Herberts Vasiļjevs and Aigars Cipruss have been injured and could not play. And Sergei Zholtok, who died in November after collapsing during a hockey game in Belarus, is sorely missed.

Also missing are several players not released from club play in North America’s minor pros, such Raitis Ivanāns and Krišjānis Rēdlihs.

However, National Hockey League players Kārlis Skrastiņš and Sandis Ozoliņš are suited up. Skrastiņš has been playing with Rīga 2000 during the NHL lockout, while Ozoliņš has been idling. They are joined by East Coast Hockey League players Armands Bērziņš and Juris Štāls, who are still pursuing their NHL dreams.

The bulk of the team consists of players based in Latvia and other European countries. They include five from Rīga 2000 and two from Liepājas Metalurgs. Veterans Aleksandrs Semjonovs, Atvars Tribuncovs, Aleksandrs Ņiživijs, Aleksandrs Macijevskis, Grigorijs Panteļejevs, Viktors Ignatjevs, Normunds Sējējs, Rodrigo Laviņš and Igors Bondarevs are playing alongside a younger group that includes Jānis Sprukts, Miķelis Rēdlihs, Mārtiņš Cipulis, Arvīds Reķis and Juris Ozols. Goaltending duties are being shared by Sergejs Naumovs and Edgars Masaļskis.

The Latvia-Belarus game is to be broadcast live over Latvian State Radio 1 (Latvijas Radio 1) beginning at 19:05 EET (17:05 GMT) on Feb. 13. The broadcast also may be heard live over the radio service’s Internet stream, which is available through its Web site, www.latvijasradio.lv. Live text updates of the game’s progress also will be available from the International Ice Hockey Federation’s Web site, www.iihf.com. —Viesturs Zariņš

Andris Straumanis is a special correspondent for and a co-founder of Latvians Online. From 2000–2012 he was editor of the website.

U.S. embassy slams paper over scandal story

The U.S. Embassy in Latvia has reacted strongly to a newspaper story that claims a scandalous exchange of information took place 18 months ago between Latvia’s Prosecutor General Jānis Maizītis and former Ambassador Brian E. Carlson.

The daily paper Neatkarīgā Rīta Avīze reported Feb. 5 that Maizītis breached his professional ethics by writing a letter to Carlson in which he informed the ambassador about the progress of a fraud case involving the Latvian branch of the American company Procter & Gamble, which claimed it had been swindled by local firm Balodis Printing.

“Although according to law the prosecutor does not have to inform persons not involved with the criminal case about the course of a pretrial investigation,” the newspaper reported in a front page story, “Prosecutor General Jānis Maizītis in September 2003 gave detailed information to former U.S. Ambassador Brian Carlson about the case involving fraud against a subsidiary of the U.S. business Procter & Gamble.”

The embassy responded Feb. 6, issuing a press release that blasted the newspaper.

“The unfounded accusations and distorted information contained in this story raise serious questions about the journalistic integrity and political motives of Neatkarīgā Rīta Avīze and the elements that control it,” the press release reads in part.

The newspaper is owned by A/S Preses nams, a company indirectly controlled by Aivars Lembergs—the well-to-do mayor of Ventspils—through the oil company Ventspils Nafta. Lembergs and Maizītis are reportedly not on the best of terms ever since the prosecutor launched an investigation into the privatization of Ventspils Nafta.

The bankrupt Balodis Printing, which was based in Bauska, is accused of defrauding Procter&Gamble Marketing Latvia of thousands of dollars. Balodis Printing was declared insolvent in 2002.

The newspaper article, and a similar story distributed by the news agency LETA, questions the prosecutor general’s ethics in providing information to a foreign government.

But the embassy in its press release said Carlson initiated the contact with Maizītis after it became clear that other Latvian officials were dragging their feet in the investigation.

“Mischaracterizing the nature of the Balodis Printing fraud case in order to launch an ill-considered attack on Prosecutor General Maizītis,” the embassy’s press release reads, “can only be seen as suggesting that there are some here in Latvia who do not want the prosecutor general to do his job, which is central to promoting the rule of law.”

Carlson was ambassador until the end of last year.

Andris Straumanis is a special correspondent for and a co-founder of Latvians Online. From 2000–2012 he was editor of the website.