Kāds vīrietis alkohola reibumā vērsās pie Liepājas jūrmalas glābšanas stacijas darbiniekiem, stāstot, ka viņam noklīduši audžubērni - zēns un meitene.

Liepājas policijā portālu “Delfi” informēja, vīrietis stāstījis, ka viņi kopā ar sievu un audžubērniem ieradušies pludmalē. Abi vecāki lietojuši alkoholiskos dzērienus un vīrietis iemidzis, bet bērnu māte, kura bija stiprā reibuma stāvoklī viņus atstājusi.

The kids were found.
Another microincident adding to the general picture.

Did the media publish your name? LOL

Muttsie goes 2 Church

Last Sunday morning Muttsie calls a preacher at 5:30 a.m. to ask where by the parish church can he answer nature’s call.  The clergyman, somewhat groggy, lets Muttsie know the facility is inside, and the church is locked.  A few minutes later, the head of the congregation gets a similar call.

The minister arrives a couple of hours later to open up and get the church ready for sunday services.  By the entranceway he discovers a great big pile o’ poo, replete with skid-marked napkins.

No real need to call in the crime lab, as Muttsie conveniently dialed from his cell phone, thus betraying his own identity.  When apprehended, Baltezera’s finest will slap him with an administrative protocol for Hooliganism.

Source:

http://www.apollo.lv/portal/news/articles/104373

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Sad, this is a nice little church, a landmark north of Riga on the way to Carnikava.  God forbid, had it been a Mosque, the EU do-goodniks would be all over this like flies on ****.

TAKING DIRECT ACTION AGAINST MUTTSIE

Vīrietis pie Vecāķiem kāpu zonā atstātiem auto pārdur riepas
Publicēta: 12:02 19.07.2007.

Rīga, 19.jūl., LETA. Vakar ap pusdienas laiku Vecāķu pludmalē tika aizturēts kāds 55 gadus vecs vīrietis, kurš ar pašizgatavotu asu ierīci bija pārdūris vairāku atpūtnieku novietoto automašīnu riepas, aģentūrai LETA pastāstīja Rīgas pašvaldības policijas (RPP) sabiedrisko attiecību sekretāres pienākumu izpildītājs Guntis Skride.

Vīrietis sabojājis trīs automašīnas, kas bijušas novietotas kāpu zonā un mežā. Par notikušo RPP darbiniekiem paziņojuši atpūtnieki, kas ievērojuši, ka gar automašīnām staigā kāds aizdomīgs vīrs. Vienai no cietušajām automašīnām bijušas pārdurtas visas četras riepas.

Kad notikuma vietā ieradās RPP Ziemeļu rajona darbinieki, vīrietis atteicies sniegt paskaidrojumus un nosaukt savus personības datus.

Viņš tika nogādāts Rīgas galvenās policijas pārvaldes 6.iecirknī, kas atrodas Sarkandaugavā. Pēc paskaidrojumu saņemšanas vīrietis tika atbrīvots.

Valsts policijas Preses un sabiedrisko attiecību biroja Preses nodaļas vecākais inspektors Aigars Bērziņš aģentūrai LETA sacīja, ka pagaidām policija nav saņēmusi nevienu cietušā iesniegumu. Tad, kad tas notiks, varēs arī uzsākt kriminālprocesu.

VAK’s is alive and punching.........

And here’s a pom mutt:
Līdz šim reģistrēti vairāki gadījumi, kad tūristi, galvenokārt no Lielbritānijas, rupji pārkāpj tiesību normas, piemēram, kārto dabiskās vajadzības pie Brīvības pieminekļa.

After the owner of a wrought-iron business in Brussels, Belgium, abruptly turned away a 53-year-old Nigerian native who had applied for a job, the local labor office declared the owner racist. However, the man said he was just trying to protect the Nigerian from the owner’s dog. “My dog is racist,” he said. “Not me.” [Reuters, 6-9-07]

Police in Kyoto, Japan, said in March that a man had been detained after firing a dozen rounds from his house toward a new, 11-story condominium building next door. The man explained that he was angry that the building was blocking the sunlight he had previously enjoyed. [Reuters, 3-22-07]

Twelve hundred troops from Poland were deployed to Afghanistan in June as part of a NATO buildup to patrol the Pakistan border, searching for Taliban forces, but Polish commanders admitted that they would not be combat-ready for several weeks because the keys to all their Humvees had been stolen. One commander said spare keys had been ordered. [Reuters, 6-7-07]

Servicemembers Legal Defense Network activists told reporters in June that at least 59 U.S.-trained Arabic speakers have been ejected from the military because they’re gay (and in each case despite being a native English-speaker who completed intense, expensive military language school). But a month before that, as symbolic of the government’s shortage of Arabic speakers, an official of the U.S.-funded Al Hurra Middle East television service admitted that it had recently, inadvertently, broadcast several pro-terrorist programs (including an hour-long tirade encouraging violence against Jews), attributing the error to the fact that no senior Al Hurra news manager speaks Arabic. [Agence France-Presse, 6-21-07] [ABC News, 5-22-07]

Britain’s Home Office said in April that the country’s 1,500 most “disruptive” families could soon be moved into special communities by themselves, with 24-hour supervision, if they didn’t stop causing trouble (trouble that the Home Office figured has cost taxpayers the equivalent of more than $1 billion to deal with). [Daily Mail (London), 4-11-07]

In May, a jury in Weld County, Colo., declined to hold Kathleen Ensz accountable for leaving a flier containing her dog’s droppings on the doorstep of U.S. Rep. Marilyn Musgrave, apparently agreeing with Ensz that she was merely exercising free speech. [Denver Post, 5-24-07]

In May, a woman in Jacksonville, Ill., reported the theft of a bong from her house; she told police that she valued it because it belonged to her son, who is in prison, and it is all she had to remember him by. [Jacksonville Journal-Courier, 5-25-07]

Police in Guelph, Ontario, were on the lookout in May for the man they thought responsible for three incidents in which someone approached a woman and asked that she kick him in the groin. A police spokesman said no crime had been committed, but that they are “concerned.” [Springfield (Mo.) News-Leader-AP, 5-28-07]

In New York City in June, Frank Ranieri, 25, was arrested and charged with impersonating a police officer in order to persuade teenage girls, for money, to let him stab them in the buttocks with a ball-point pen (which is the not-well-known paraphilia called piquerism). [New York Post, 6-7-07]

Tarmo the Nordic {sic} a.k.a. Gelge W. Twigg {sic} a.k.a. El Subcommandante {sic} a.k.a. You Heathen Rabbi {sic} a.k.a. Latvian Trimdie at Natick Mall {sic} a.k.a. Your Parrot {sic} a.k.a. RegionalMook {sic} a.k.a. Exlalaluluboggwoggistani Animalized Muttsie {sic} a.k.a. Wasted Bandwidth{sic}

http://zagarins.net/kjl

Mutts of the World Unite! I think National Treasure is better off staying where he is if getting away from mutts is the ultimate goal.

http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/index.html

Adrejs

A few flat tires and a drunk!  If that is the worst that I have to look forward in August, it will be another great trip. If you are still in Latvia on August 12th Juri K, stop by the Reval Hotel Ridzene and I will buy you a Metropolitan Martini to get you out of your depression.

If I were you, Son of Ogre, I would be more circumspect. El Koronel Blimp The National Treasure usually writes his opinion pieces after having had a few Metropolitan Martinis, I think.

Tarmo the Nordic {sic} a.k.a. Gelge W. Twigg {sic} a.k.a. El Subcommandante {sic} a.k.a. You Heathen Rabbi {sic} a.k.a. Latvian Trimdie at Natick Mall {sic} a.k.a. Your Parrot {sic} a.k.a. RegionalMook {sic} a.k.a. Exlalaluluboggwoggistani Animalized Muttsie {sic} a.k.a. Wasted Bandwidth{sic}

http://zagarins.net/kjl